yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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