he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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