I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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