the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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