i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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