absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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