don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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