no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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