ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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