And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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