I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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