just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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