drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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