Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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