Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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