spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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