He is an equal opportunity slut.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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