Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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