We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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