i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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