I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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a search helicopter?!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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