Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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