yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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