I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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