office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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