Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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