Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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