Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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