Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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