ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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