we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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