I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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