I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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