Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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