I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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