Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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