I must be too annoying 4 u.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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