god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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