at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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