There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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