4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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