im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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