and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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