my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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