Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize