Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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