i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
love makes seman taste better
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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