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what?
penguin condom
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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