Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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