fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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