he puts the penis in happiness.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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